my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds
me n you gossiping
This is the kind of relationship I want.
CATS ARE SO CUTE
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
we are a restaurant
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
Women’s Day has been extended until forever because Women are great and why aren’t we always celebrating them