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yo. I'm 20.

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

(Source: antiswearing)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Hawaiian Shrimp

do-not-touch-my-food:

Hawaiian Shrimp

(Source: qq45xx)

(Source: somethingpoppunk)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

(Source: neurodivine)


- Divergent

- Divergent

(Source: fifth-may.com)

(Source: bungalowclassic)

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

kotakucom:

Japan’s really good at textbook doodles. More examples here.