my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
That was so beautiful
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
Bikini Bottom just got real..